Category Archives: The Chucky Report

BBQ at the ‘stik, 2010   We few brave souls took the long and dangerous hike out to Mustikkamaa once again this year for what is rapidly becoming a traditional annual gathering, a pilgrimage of sorts. There, in sight of … Continue reading →

  Mrs. Hatboy and her dad enjoyed a combined birthday party on the weekend, together adding up to 90 glorious years on the planet.   We gathered at the village hall to celebrate, as is traditional. The festivities kicked off … Continue reading →

A highly successful and enjoyable gathering this year, for many reasons. Before commencing my report, I should hand out the customary awards.   Best on Ground: A tie this year between our two clear champions: Mr. Farenheit (Best Costume, Mad … Continue reading →

  This report has been artistically and lovingly rendered into a series of charming vignettes befitting the creative and high-browed nature of the evening. But first, a word on each of our main players.   0. The Cast   Wendy: … Continue reading →

The great annual barbecue (we have now done it two years in a row, so it’s practically a Lionbridge tradition) was almost shot in the head before it began. Warnings of unpleasant weather seemed to have been an understatement, and … Continue reading →

  An amazing ten years later, I thought I would re-post my 21st Birthday Report just to show how little I have to report on these days and just how blessedly quiet and antisocial my 31st Birthday was.   Introduction … Continue reading →

  I don’t know why I keep turning up so early to these things. Sure, the alternative was hanging around at work and not getting compensated for it, but I didn’t really achieve much. I waddled into Teerenpeli at about … Continue reading →

  On Saturday night we were honoured to attend the Lionbridge Christmas Party, held over from 2008. Before getting to the report, I should hand out the obligatory awards.   Best on Ground: This is a difficult one for me … Continue reading →

  Loofahs, Snuff and a Boat that Looks Just Like a C*nt: Whiskey and Doughnuts 2008   I guess I failed to live up to my promises regarding just how drunk and rowdy I was going to be on Saturday … Continue reading →

  So, here is what I did on the weekend. Went out on the piss two nights in a row, managed to pull it off with minimal hangover and at least a little bit of flair, and then spent the … Continue reading →